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Author Subject:   WELCOME BACK

Posts: 78,315
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:09 PM
       

LONG TIME NO TYPE!! Sorry this section has been inactive for so long - I was extremely flattered to be a guest speaker at the SXSW Conference! The topic I chose was: Java vs. JavaScript and the Future of Flash.

A complete transcript will be forthcoming, along with MAJOR IMPROVEMENTS & upgrades to our lil' JavaScript club.

But enough about me - I'm back, refreshed, and ready to tackle your questions!


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posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:10 PM
       

Q: What's BROWN and STICKY?

A STICK


Posts: 78,316
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:11 PM
       


Hello,

We ask that new users kindly limit their commentary to questions pertaining exclusively to JavaScript.

I should also add that adult language is not wholly appropriate here.

Thanks -- and keep on codin'
 


Posts: 2
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:12 PM
       


Q: What's brown and stuck in a honey pot?

A: WINNIE'S POOH

Posts: 78,317
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:13 PM
       


Hello again,

This is a second attempt to shift the focus of our discussion back to JavaScript. Examples of past JavaScript discussions include:

- Image rollovers
- Validating form elements
- Alerts

A topic to introduce: updating 2 or more frames with a single mouse click. Anyone interested?



Posts: 3489
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:14 PM
       


DUDE!!!!

TOTALLY SIGN ME UP FOR THAT

Posts: 3
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:15 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and SOLVES MYSTERIES?

A: SCOOBY'S DOO

Posts: 78,318
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:16 PM
       


Sir,

What exactly is your problem? Can you please give other people a chance to speak? I am the MODERATOR of this group. I can obviously see your IP address, I know exactly where you're posting from.

I am seriously considering reporting you to your ISP, and quoting the full content of each of your obscene posts.



Posts: 4
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:17 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and SITS ON A PIANO BENCH?

A: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT

Posts: 78,319
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:18 PM
       


Dear ASSHOLE:

This is your LAST WARNING.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are HOGGING BANDWIDTH and wasting disk space. I will soon be writing a program that performs domain-name checking so I can block your machine.

AND GUESS WHAT??? I'LL BE USING JAVASCRIPT.


Posts: 5
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:19 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and puts out FOREST FIRES????

SMOKEY THE SHIT

Posts: 78,320
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:20 PM
       


FINE, I CAN TELL WHEN I'M NOT WANTED.

GOODBYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER.


Posts: 6
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:21 PM
       


Q: What's BROWN and HIDES FROM THE NAZIS?????


THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK

Posts: 3490
posted Wed 16 August, 2000 8:22 PM
       

DUDE TH%T MADE ME LA{UGH SO HARD I SPL:ORTED MILK OU(T MY NOSE AND [B[B[B THE KEYBO{RD

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