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Self Contained
Making friends, working hard, and actively pursuing personal goals.
Mon Apr 8 2002 3:28pm
 
The Christmas Time Suicide Balloon
CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?
Fri Dec 14 2001 2:24pm
Nobody Came To My Winter Solstice Party
I'm not accusing anyone, just asking why and what gives.
Mon Nov 5 2001 9:49pm
Rhapsody In Yellow
Weather supercenter forecast: clear skies with light patches of severe thunderstorms.
Tue Oct 30 2001 10:00am
The Chinese Sticks
For my first trick, I must ask for nothing less than complete silence.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:39am
There's A Girl I Like
Prayer thoughts for high school boys of dating age.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:34am
 
Manage Your Web Dollars!
Understanding Cyberspace presents a rotating panel of tech leaders and industry professionals.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
Banana Peel Snarls Southbound Lanes
The first victim was a 21 year old perfume and fragrance retailer.
Mon Oct 22 2001 1:30am
You Sure Are Stupid
A collection of found photographs with accompanying poignant sentiment.
Mon Oct 22 2001 12:26am
Crashing and Burning
Yes! We have recommendations for you in tech support jokes, abortion gags, and toilet humor.
Sun Oct 21 2001 1:37am
The Javascript Doctor
I'm back, refreshed - and ready to tackle your questions! Won't you open your hearts and let me in?
Thu Oct 18 2001 11:22pm
 
 
WARNING: BONERS LOOSE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT

“tricked out” adj. when a bike has the latest, most desirable components!

“sparkler” v, adj. a jump in which the rider throws the bike sideways, in mid-air!

whirligig v, n. propelling yourself forward with a series of up-and-down rear wheel hops!

“tornado” n. to balance on your front wheel while flipping your back wheel 180 degrees!

“bring home a Christmas tree” v. to whoosh through dense brush so leaves and branches hang from your helmet

“balance blackout” n. (1) falling over without reason, (2) unable to clear even the sidewalk

clotheslined v, adj. (1) catching your neck on a low obstacle, (2) separation of rider and bike

“wang chung” n. sudden impact between sensitive elements and center support bar

“dumbshit” n. (1) anyone on the road, (2) anyone in my way

bus n.where you end up after getting bored with your bicycle
 Extreme Cyclists EXTREME TALK BACK
I'M SO HORRIBLY AFRAID OF BICYCLISTS I'LL NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN.
ME NEITHER
ME THREETHER
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