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He
lifted the banana peel up from
the pavement and carried it
across the street to a nearby
green-friendly trash can!
Delighted onlookers began to
applaud and cheer! |
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Then,
an oncoming car struck him down
and broke every bone in his
body.
Even the driver was unable to
avoid the banana peel. |
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Rush-hour
traffic slipped and careened
out of control, plowing into
crowds and smashing through
shop windows.
“Everything was skidding
around like hockey players on
a frozen lake,” one witness
volunteered. |
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| Exacerbating
an already unthinkable tragedy, the street itself
was in fact an actual frozen lake! |
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Heavier
vehicles cracked through the
ice and sank.
Dozens were drowned in frigid,
cloudy waters.
It is unclear what became of
the banana peel. |
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| supercalifragilisticexpialiTALKBACK |
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i like banana bread but
that's about it! REMEMBER
AALIYAH |
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plz
add me to the list and
send me pix |
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i laughed and laughed
until i closed the browser
window and forgot about
this place |
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